Tell Everyone Where You Get Your Meat

Or better yet, wear our merch around town

Fans of Can't Beat My Meat Jerky Co. can now wear their hearts on their sleeves. We sell all kinds of apparel to people who love our meat.

Our online store is coming soon. In the meantime, you can call 207-240-7009 to order...

  • Hats
  • T-shirts
  • Hoodies

Apparel is available in unisex sizes S-4XL. All of our clothing comes with our logo, and some items feature sayings like "meat to please you."

Reach out to learn more about our merchandise.

Some merch is NSFW - necessary for writing

Stock up on writing utensils and support your favorite jerky supplier. We have Can't Beat My Meat Jerky Co. pens available while supplies last. Don't forget to pick up a stress ball - squeezing it can help you get the creative juices flowing.

Order some writing essentials by contacting us today.